The washer turns on by itself, shakes and sways side to side; the blender lashes, its circuits have become excited; the coffee maker growls at everyone, and won’t allow anyone to use it. Overflowing instincts and self-reliance seem to indicate …

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Then, sir (in English), we pass through the last scan: a soul scan… Yes, you know that after the ‘34 Civil War in Tijuana, we don’t allow any Mexican atheists, or a believer in any of those indigenous religions scattered …

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The funniest thing that happened to me today wasn’t even supposed to be funny but I have to tell someone. A poor grrl with recently installed navelcoats felt so worked up —in between the constant heat, the synaesthesia, pepto flavor, …

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“I will die yesterday. I knew it the day after tomorrow,” he will tell me, waiting for me to be surprised. After all, I will observe him, expressionless. “I will accidentally fall in the Cretaceous Period where a dinosaur crushed …

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DELICATESSEN Come in! Get your pancreatic Fud juices! What can I get for you, güero? Enzymes, bacteria? Cold cut meat, instant chorizo, Bimbo Vitamins, Jumbo ham? Mmm, let me have the ones that fill you up quicker, I haven’t had …

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My father named me Betelgeuse, just like the dying star. His may have been melancholic reasons; maybe it was just resignation. So my name is Betel, and like the star giving form to Orion, I’m about to undergo extinction. It’s …

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It all started at the maquila, where I got distracted checking out the girl I liked. Suddenly, there was a burning sensation in my arm and when I turned around, it was totally gone. Fucking mechanical press. My contractors assumed …

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